Render Me Dead Shorts

$ 28.95
Vapor95 presents the Render Me Dead Shorts!
Take away everything. Put me in a cubicle. Plug me in. Brainwash me. Take my soul. Push me toward loneliness and isolation. Push me to a place where nostalgia is my only emotion. You can Render Me Dead but you cannot take my dreams. My dreams are the most powerful weapon in the world. Bang, bang. I'm still here. What keeps you alive?
  • 100% original designs exclusively for Vapor95; every order is hand-crafted specifically for you.
  • Printed using a customized sublimation process to ensure lasting, vibrant colors and quality.
  • Durable Poly-Fleece material is resistant to daily wear while remaining extraordinarily comfortable.
  • No Sweatshops, no mass-production. Entirely owned, made, and shipped out of the USA.

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